Gettin’ real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot Lyrics

I know this vid has been around for awhile, but I still haven’t gotten sick of it. As a matter of fact, I love it so much, that I got the lyrics for you right here. That way, you’ll know all the words next time you’re hunting for your Humboldt fog.

If you haven’t seen this yet, check it out. It’s hilarious.

Whole Foods Parking Lot Lyrics

Yo man, I know you see me here
This is my space, man
What you need to do it put your little
Hybrid in reverse and go out the way you came
What? Yo it’s about to get real in the
Whole Foods parking lot..

It’s getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!
I got my skill and you know it gets sparked a lot
I’m on my grind homie, it’s on my mind homie
These fools with clipboards are looking at me
Like they know me
It’s getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!
You know the deal with the little shopping carts they got.
Listen to what I say
It’s getting real in the Westside of LA.

I’m riding slow in my Prius
All-leather, tinted windows (you can’t see us!)
Everybody’s trying to park you can feel the tension
I’m in electric mode, can’t even hear the engine
Just then I saw a spot open up
My timing’s perfect! I’m creeping up..
But then this other dude try to steal it
Going the wrong way!
“Hey man I’ve had a long day!”


Now I’m on the inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, kale salad
And a lemon twist
Some girl in yoga pants is looking at me funny
I’m just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir
For under 20! Then I take it to the
Cheese counter: Humboldt fog!
Just ran out sir!
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself
I’ve been on edge ever since they took
Kombucha off the shelf..


This fool’s on his iphone, talking to his friends
Trying to pick up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse
You the most annoying dude I ever see, brah
Could you please move? You’re right in front of the quinoa…
Damn, I’m about to check out!
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out!
The express lane is moving hella-slow
Man, these fools don’t know..



I’ve never been to Whole Foods. Is it good food? My sister says it is very expensive and that she could feed her family for a week for what one meal costs there. The song you posted is catchy, though. It reminds me of this other song I heard once. That song was so good but I never heard it again. It was just a guy sort of singing but sort of talking too. There wasn’t really a melody. I wish I knew the name of that song.

— Ricardo La Roq posted this on September 20, 2011 @ 1:30 pm


Hi Ricardo,

There are lots of good treats at Whole Foods — but, yes, it can be pricey. If you hunt around, you can sometimes find some really good sales, though. Glad you enjoyed the video. If you think of the song you like, be sure to let me know! :)

— Jazmin posted this on September 21, 2011 @ 10:05 pm

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